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Post by Humph on Apr 26, 2017 16:23:17 GMT
Curried cat? Don't remember that one?
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Post by Hofmeister on Jun 24, 2017 17:19:07 GMT
Fed up with my shades, wallet, phone, car and apartment keys ruining the shape of my cotton shorts and dragging them off my hips I have bought and now using a man bag
A rather stylish Hedgren Nero. Nooka has offered to paint my toe nails. ,Funnily she insisted on approval on the bag I bought. I think she may be nicking it
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Post by tyrednexited on Jun 24, 2017 17:43:14 GMT
....and he has the temerity to poke fun at yellow boots......!!
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Post by Humph on Jun 24, 2017 21:35:01 GMT
I do own three pairs of yellow boots, but I also have a couple of pairs of tan boots, red boots, burgundy boots, black boots, blue boots, brown boots, even a gold/bronze pair and some with red tartan panels in them.
But I don't have a man bag. That's just wrong. So very very wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2017 21:44:02 GMT
A man bag is the tipping point?
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Post by WDB on Jun 24, 2017 22:48:27 GMT
I think skinny trousers with a suit, like that, are a greater offence.
What constitutes a man bag? I mean, I have a small canvas satchel that will take my smallish laptop in a sleeve, or the iPad, a small camera, a book and a bottle of water. I took it to the interview for the job I start next week. I don't take it everywhere. Man bag? Or just bag?
I got some blue boots this morning. No yellow ones, though.
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Post by Alanović on Jun 26, 2017 9:16:11 GMT
Never mind the man bag. NB's wearing SHORTS. Urgh. And what are these apartment keys you speak of? I thought you lived in a bungalow in Woking, gnomes in the garden, all that?
EDIT: Ah, twigged you're abroad.
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Post by Humph on Jun 26, 2017 10:56:22 GMT
I'd quite like a gnome. Never had one before, but I feel I might be getting to that age soon. B&M had some solar powered light up garden ornament meerkats in the other day. I thought perhaps a pair, one on top of each gate post?
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Post by tyrednexited on Jun 26, 2017 11:33:30 GMT
Keeping in character, I'd suggest....... ....or maybe as a marker for your house..... (who could mistake it?)
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Post by Humph on Jun 26, 2017 12:16:14 GMT
Excellent!
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Post by Humph on Mar 29, 2018 18:14:00 GMT
I saw a new model Insignia estate in black today, and...rather liked it.
Not quite sure where you get help for that sort of thing.
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Post by tyrednexited on Mar 29, 2018 18:24:13 GMT
I saw a new model Insignia estate in black today, and...rather liked it. Not quite sure where you get help for that sort of thing. 😱
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Post by Humph on Mar 29, 2018 18:30:53 GMT
Thanks, I feel a bit better now.
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Post by Humph on May 31, 2018 16:21:27 GMT
You know those garden rubbish burner things you can get? Well, I had boxes and boxes of once important documents and papers I needed to dispose of and didn't fancy throwing some of them on the tip. So, I thought I'd buy one and burn them. Did think of shredding, but there was just so much and I thought this would be a quick and easy solution.
Did that today, apparently I now look like a black and white minstrel, what's more, I now have no hair on my right forearm, and my neighbour is a bit cross about her washing... 😬
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 21:41:54 GMT
Should have rung me. We have an industrial shredder.. ..
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