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Post by Hofmeister on Sept 15, 2016 11:36:12 GMT
today i bought, ate and enjoyed a pot noodle
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 11:42:18 GMT
Gots to be a curry one.
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Post by Humph on Sept 15, 2016 18:47:02 GMT
Today, ( I am soooo tired ) I filled the car up with diesel, got back in it, got about 200 yards down the road and decided it might have been a good idea to at least offer to pay for the fuel. Fortunately, the cashier hadn't quite got through to the local cop shop when I got back...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2016 11:26:03 GMT
I thought you were going to say the car conked out due to the wrong fuel....
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Post by Humph on Oct 19, 2016 8:03:24 GMT
I had a cigarette yesterday. Not smoked in years. But, I was sitting outside a cafe in London with a friend who smokes, with a decent cup of coffee, and he offered me a Marlboro Red when I mentioned that was the brand I used to enjoy.
God it was lovely !
There, I've confessed.
Tenner a pack now, pertinently enough.
Don't think I'll go there...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 18:19:31 GMT
I love reading and creating Excel spreadsheets.
Quite genuinely, I find it therapeutic and I love it.
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Post by Humph on Oct 19, 2016 18:29:02 GMT
I love reading and creating Excel spreadsheets. Quite genuinely, I find it therapeutic and I love it. I knew you were weird, well, we all knew you were weird to be honest, but most of us put that down to you being Welsh, and therefore unable to help it. But loving spreadsheets? That's even weirder. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 1:54:56 GMT
I just smashed the door mirror of the Toyota Plastic POS with a tree.
I hate that f****** car.
p.s. please don't tell Humph.
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Post by Humph on Oct 22, 2016 8:46:03 GMT
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....😅
Sorry to to hear that.
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Post by Humph on Oct 22, 2016 10:22:39 GMT
Ok may as well get this over with. Yesterday, I was parked for a few hours in a customer's private yard in a seaside town. Thought I'd leave the ( panoramic ) sunroof open to let some fresh air through the car.
Forgot about the sodding seagulls didn't I...😬
Cleaned the driver's seat up as best I could but now going to give it a proper going over. Christ it stinks in there.
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Post by Hofmeister on Oct 22, 2016 11:46:10 GMT
Ok may as well get this over with. Yesterday, I was parked for a few hours in a customer's private yard in a seaside town. Thought I'd leave the ( panoramic ) sunroof open to let some fresh air through the car. Forgot about the sodding seagulls didn't I...😬 Cleaned the driver's seat up as best I could but now going to give it a proper going over. Christ it stinks in there. Stinks of Fish! |
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Post by Humph on Oct 22, 2016 11:48:42 GMT
Clean now. But, Doh !!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2016 12:12:22 GMT
1) It was a big tree, probably moving and planted in the wrong place.
2) I was reversing and swinging. Which is more difficult than just swinging.
3) It was late and dark and the tree was camouflaged.
4) [probably irrelevant and inconsequential] I was the other side of several large vodkas.
p.s. [Moving the car from one location on my own property to another place on my own property at a top speed of about 10mph without any contact with public highways to allow someone else to get their car out and leave].
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Post by tyrednexited on Oct 22, 2016 17:58:59 GMT
Ok may as well get this over with. Yesterday, I was parked for a few hours in a customer's private yard in a seaside town. Thought I'd leave the ( panoramic ) sunroof open to let some fresh air through the car. Forgot about the sodding seagulls didn't I...😬 Cleaned the driver's seat up as best I could but now going to give it a proper going over. Christ it stinks in there. From now on, every time you park up, you'll be desperately wondering whether you should close it...... ....that's the trouble with a paranoiac sun roof...... Some of this might help: tinyurl.com/zj9xqh2(isn't the web wonderful?) |
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Post by Humph on Oct 22, 2016 19:32:02 GMT
It's ok, Mercedes provide a can of their own brand of that with the car ( really they do ) along with shampoo, polish, some rain guard protector stuff, a sponge, a chamois leather...oh and a tin of Meredes branded sweets when it's serviced. It's a hard life sometimes.
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