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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2016 22:55:13 GMT
Disappointment 1 - They've released Pokemon Go in Chile. Disappointment 2 - Both girls have installed in on their phones and are irritating me.
I am considering hiring a hitman (£375 plus expenses, if you were wondering) to hunt down key Pokemon Developers and kill them.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2016 4:03:33 GMT
I wasn't wondering, but £375 seems good value......how do you know.......
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 4, 2016 12:03:10 GMT
Disappointment 1 - They've released Pokemon Go in Chile. Disappointment 2 - Both girls have installed in on their phones and are irritating me. I am considering hiring a hitman (£375 plus expenses, if you were wondering) to hunt down key Pokemon Developers and kill them. Good price, can you send him over here - I have someone in mind.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2016 12:53:29 GMT
A friend in the Brazilian military police told me that price, but I've heard similar amounts from other sources also.
I've never enquired, but I would be concerned about how they were going to get their weapons across an international border, these aren't Brazilian Jackals, they're more like Brazilian East End thugs.
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 4, 2016 12:55:26 GMT
A friend in the Brazilian military police told me that price, but I've heard similar amounts from other sources also. I've never enquired, but I would be concerned about how they were going to get their weapons across an international border, these aren't Brazilian Jackals, they're more like Brazilian East End thugs. I think they are rather busy at the moment. Rich pickings at home according to the news about the Olympics.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2016 13:05:24 GMT
The Olympics will be, as everything in Brazil always is, an organisational and logistical disaster. Its also, of course, the middle of winter.
However, its Brazil, its never very cold, there's lots of beaches, bars and the restaurants are great. The Brazilians aren't big drinkers, but they will dance to a ring tone. Everybody there will have a great time, have loads of sex, get into trouble with the police and generally cause chaos while the po-faced media commentators tut-tut. People will get mugged quite a lot, pick-pocketed non-stop and probably at least one will be killed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 12:45:08 GMT
Green swimming pool water seems to be the biggest embarrassment so far.
I thought it was a stunt - dye the water green as part of the "Eco Olympics" schtick. Evidently that one was beyond them as it seems to be algal blooms. That'll learn them for living in a place where you can swim outdoors in the middle of winter.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 12:54:51 GMT
To get food at the Olympics;
Queue, in a very long queue, to choose and pay for your food. Receive a small piece of paper stating what you have purchased
Queue, in another huge queue, to hand over your piece of paper to receive your food.
Stand there as long as it takes for your food to be cooked and/or prepared.
Wander around plate in hand looking for a seat.
You should also factor in that Brazilians do *not* queue, they gather.
If your chosen food has run out by the time you try to get it, then you will have to go back to the pay queue.
Go to proper restaurants, avoid anything Olympicky.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 12:58:46 GMT
Sounds like the old Soviet department store experience. I are nostalgia.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 13:08:23 GMT
I had a serious accident driving my car a couple of years ago. I had to go and get a "Certificate of Life" as part of proving my ownership of the car and legal status.
This is exactly what it sounds like, it is legally acceptable proof that I am alive.
To get this one completes a form, takes the form and your Chilean ID card to a Notary Public who will look at you, check your ID and then notarise the completed form.
Bad enough, but the first time the Notary refused to sign it because I hadn't brought a witness with me.
I are despair.
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