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Apr 7, 2017 13:19:06 GMT
Post by Humph on Apr 7, 2017 13:19:06 GMT
When shaving - always right side of face first, then left.
When car washing - always ns front headlight first, then front of car over to os front headlight, then bonnet, then roof, then os flanks, then rear, then ns flanks. Last are wheels starting with ns front, then os front, os rear and finally ns rear.
When eating sandwiches - always those made with the "top" of the slice ( the curved bit ) first and the square ended or ones from the bottom of the slice last.
When handwriting - if work, always my 30 odd year old black barrelled steel topped Parker Jotter or if a personal letter my very much older tortoiseshell Schaefer fountain pen filled with blue/black Quink.
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Apr 7, 2017 13:27:58 GMT
Post by Alanović on Apr 7, 2017 13:27:58 GMT
I know you don't wash your car much, but you have to start with the roof, otherwise you end up with dirt running off the roof on to clean bits, and having to redo all the sides and ends.
Sandwiches - again wrong. Top half crust is much tastier, therefore to be saved for last.
Shaving - just don't bother.
Handwriting - wassat?
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Apr 7, 2017 13:53:12 GMT
Post by Humph on Apr 7, 2017 13:53:12 GMT
Can't start with the roof. All that water pressing down on them makes them lean to one side. I've heard anyway...
You can't have a goatee without shaving the sides
Crusts are tastier but it's bad luck not to eat them first
A personal letter should always be hand written ( by gentlemen anyway ) 😉
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Apr 7, 2017 14:31:04 GMT
Post by Alanović on Apr 7, 2017 14:31:04 GMT
Can't start with the roof. All that water pressing down on them makes them lean to one side. I've heard anyway...You can't have a goatee without shaving the sidesCrusts are tastier but it's bad luck not to eat them firstA personal letter should always be hand written ( by gentlemen anyway ) 😉
Some corrections, but you've got me on the last one.
;-)
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Apr 7, 2017 15:03:41 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 15:03:41 GMT
When washing the car I always start with the roof, then the glass then the bonnet, boot lid, lights and on the second lap do the cruddy, lower bodywork. Saves smearing the crud over the not so dirty bits. Works for me.
Clean shaven or beard none of yer poncy fashion face hair wear including 70's porn star upper lip adornments.
Sandwich I always start at the bottom end and finish with the curved crust as it does taste better, the bottom squared off bit has to be tolerated but not saved.
Right glove then left glove before getting on my motorbike, don't know why, it just is that way around.
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Apr 7, 2017 15:09:41 GMT
Post by Humph on Apr 7, 2017 15:09:41 GMT
No, you can't put a right glove on first, that's bad luck too. Always left first.
And when getting on a bicycle you must always get on from the left, as with horses.
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Apr 7, 2017 15:32:47 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 15:32:47 GMT
Unless you're in a country where they drive on the right and you don't fancy standing in the middle of a lane of fast moving traffic.
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Apr 7, 2017 16:27:22 GMT
Post by Humph on Apr 7, 2017 16:27:22 GMT
Yeah they need telling about that. And the pickled cabbage thing. That's wrong too.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:05:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 18:05:17 GMT
Yeah they need telling about that. And the pickled cabbage thing. That's wrong too. I'm guessing you've not had the pleasure of mett ? Raw pork mince with onion in a Brötchen which if you're of a particular robust constitution can be had from a vending machine. Worms are a lucky bonus.
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