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Post by Humph on Jan 3, 2017 22:44:16 GMT
Banks that invite you to discuss something "in branch" when they mean in "a" branch.
Renaults
People who tell you they were "sat" somewhere when in fact they were "sitting".
Range Rover Evoques
Supermarket vouchers, well, at least the people in the checkout queue in front of you who insist on redeeming them.
BMW X6s
Take away sandwiches that are too cold.
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Post by Hofmeister on Jan 3, 2017 23:15:10 GMT
All new Volvo V90 D5's to be fitted with iron girders to push Honda Jazz's out of the way at T-Junctions.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2017 0:04:06 GMT
Commentators expecting competitors to "medal".
Any usage of "a big ask".
People who cannot release the handbrake or put the car in gear until after they have confirmed there is a gap in traffic available.
Txtspk m8.
Nigel Farage.
Handbag dogs.
Cars with diesel powered engines.
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Post by iancapetown on Jan 4, 2017 5:22:19 GMT
Supermarket vouchers, well, at least the people in the checkout queue in front of you who insist on redeeming them. Why, oh why, do these pedestrian mimsers always want to do this at the busiest times?
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Post by iancapetown on Jan 4, 2017 5:38:47 GMT
How the Daily Express manages to sell so many copies?
Why avocado is considered appropriate as a pizza topping?
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Post by WDB on Jan 4, 2017 7:33:13 GMT
See also barbecue chicken, pineapple, anything tikka masala.
In fact, anything, in any arena except nuclear energy, that calls itself 'fusion'.
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Post by Humph on Jan 4, 2017 9:34:43 GMT
Passengers, who will only be in your car for a matter of a few miles/minutes who mess with the heater settings/radio station.
Passengers, who don't knock the mud off their shoes before getting into your car.
Passengers, who insist on eating sweets/chewing gum in your car and then leave the wrappers in your door bins.
Passengers, who on leaving your car, shut the door by putting their hands on the glass, leaving a greasy hand print and then slam the door too hard.
Passengers who having slammed the door too hard on leaving, then slap their hands on the roof of your car in goodbye.
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Post by Hofmeister on Jan 4, 2017 9:42:51 GMT
Lets hope you dont chose Taxi driving as a money earner if your fashion empire lets you down
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Post by Humph on Jan 4, 2017 9:45:40 GMT
I'm going to buy a mini digger instead. I've got a tartan shirt, a flask and some boots already. Just need to source a metal lunch box.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2017 10:45:35 GMT
Lunch BoxThere - that's sorted for you... Thank me later.....
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Post by Hofmeister on Jan 4, 2017 12:03:21 GMT
I'm going to buy a mini digger instead. I've got a tartan shirt, a flask and some boots already. Just need to source a metal lunch box. Well at least you have found somewhere to wear those custard coloured desert boots.
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Post by Hofmeister on Jan 4, 2017 12:05:42 GMT
How the Daily Express manages to sell so many copies? The brexit vote result is a clue.
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Post by Humph on Jan 4, 2017 12:39:03 GMT
Oh puleeeze ! Get it right, the desert boots are tobacco suede ( as they should be ) the Timberlands are yellow nubuck, again as is the law. Sometimes it feels like trying to explain algebra to a dog. 🙄
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Post by Hofmeister on Jan 4, 2017 13:31:36 GMT
the desert boots are tobacco suede You trod in your dogs poo again?
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Post by iancapetown on Jan 4, 2017 13:47:04 GMT
Passengers, who will only be in your car for a matter of a few miles/minutes who mess with the heater settings/radio station. *Quietly turn on the seat heaters, and watch 'em sweat...*
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