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Post by crankcase on Jan 3, 2017 16:37:57 GMT
This was inspired by the gift thread.
In the long watches of the night, and assuming you have the technology on your portable telephone, you can play the predictive life-guide game.
You type in "My ideal gift would be", then keep taking the middle suggestion offered until you have a sentence, or what passes as one.
Mine comes out as "My ideal gift would be... to have the iPhone and iPhone to iPad iPad."
That sounds a very dull gift, phone, thank you dear.
Similarly, "My New Year's Resolution is...to be the first time I've seen a woman with the best way", which I can live with, and apparently "I just can't wait...to get back on my birthday but I'm just going to go back home".
I'm looking forward to my birthday immensely now.
However, I'm more cheered by the prediction of "The best thing this year will be...you will have a good day at home with your family".
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Post by WDB on Jan 3, 2017 17:49:18 GMT
"For my birthday I would like a good show for the world. "
"I should tell my wife more often that I know about the other day. "
"I think that I could have a little more than one thing but it was the only thing I would like. "
What are you looking at? "The same feeling when I have to ask my friends for more stuff. "
I could waste whole days on this.
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Post by WDB on Jan 3, 2017 19:35:58 GMT
My ideal gift would be... ...nice if I had a good time with the new version.
Brexit means... ...a lot of fun.
Theresa May's leather trousers are... ...the only thing that would have to go.
Nigel Farage is... ...the only thing that would have to go to sleep now and I don't know how.
Humph is really a... ...nnoying.
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Post by Humph on Jan 3, 2017 20:26:47 GMT
What have I done now then? I seek only to guide and teach you all to be better people and this is the thanks I get?
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Post by WDB on Jan 3, 2017 20:33:22 GMT
Don't blame me. I'm only reporting what the machine said.
Machine, apologize to Humph... ...The fact I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day.
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Post by Humph on Jan 3, 2017 20:37:22 GMT
Tall people are just a few years back on my way home and I don't think that I have a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I have a great way of the year of high quality of life and the rest of the year. The fact I can get it right away with the new version is the only thing that would have to go back and I don't know how much you love it.
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Post by WDB on Jan 3, 2017 20:40:48 GMT
I've seen some of those word sequences too. I suppose the further in you go the more it's responding to itself rather than to the words you start it with.
Hey, now I'm a ninja!
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Post by Humph on Jan 3, 2017 20:49:02 GMT
Mountain bikers, the best of, so cute, I can't even see you soon as possible, and I don't think that the company has a great way of life.
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Post by Humph on Jan 3, 2017 20:52:06 GMT
I've seen some of those word sequences too. I suppose the further in you go the more it's responding to itself rather than to the words you start it with. Hey, now I'm a ninja! Congratulations, mind how you go with the sword until you get used to it. They can catch on your hood. 😉
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Post by WDB on Jan 5, 2017 18:42:49 GMT
I've been playing parcel lotto with DHL today. This always makes me feel... ...better when I'm in a bad way.
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