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Post by crankcase on Nov 18, 2016 14:13:35 GMT
Hmm. Why do I do these things?
I've just bought a Nest thermostat. This is now sitting in a box in my dining room, awaiting a Man to fit it.
Clearly, it's going to make the house wonderfully warm, predicting when we swan in after a hard day down the sugar mines, save me hundreds a year and open up a whole new world of smart device interoperability. I thought.
The reality, I suspect, is going to be endless fiddling to finally get back to exactly where we are now, slightly less reliably, at huge cost (it was £30 just for the stand, for Pete's sake) and a payback period measured by geology. I also predict Eeyore-ish postings ahead.
Mind you, it did mean I discovered the joys of IFTTT, where you can make "stuff" talk to "other stuff" very easily. Obviously, the only thing I could find to do with it as proof of concept was bizarre, but it worked. So now, every time the temperature in Cambridge drops below 10 centigrade, I get a random Fats Waller track on a Spotify playlist. Well, why not?
There's a website and app for IFTTT, it must be brilliant.
Anyway - anyone else doing "home automation"?
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Post by Hofmeister on Nov 18, 2016 15:16:32 GMT
Anyway - anyone else doing "home automation"? Yeah, but she's sodded off with her mates for the weekend.
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Post by crankcase on Nov 18, 2016 15:22:48 GMT
Hmm..slightly unreliable...more expensive than planned...doesn't always want to keep you warm at night...produces useless information even when stuck up a corner...
I can see where you're going with this.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2016 15:28:23 GMT
My children want a Jibo.
We're not getting one.
MkI index finger for switching lights on. I know what time I get home every day within about a half hour window, I've no interest in having to switch the heating on by phone every day, the current timer settings are in no way a problem.
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Post by crankcase on Nov 18, 2016 15:33:49 GMT
Ah yes, but, you see, I mean...
Sigh. I've got nothing.
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Post by Hofmeister on Nov 18, 2016 15:47:22 GMT
Its always great to have someone in the group who is alway searching for, investing in, and not finding a solution for a non existent problem
Isn't the internet wonderful
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Post by Humph on Nov 18, 2016 15:53:26 GMT
Soon, humans will indeed just be brains in glass jars with no need for limbs. I think the most regular excercise some people get is switching the lights on or off.
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Post by tyrednexited on Nov 18, 2016 15:58:15 GMT
Soon, humans will indeed just be brains in glass jars with no need for limbs. I think the most regular excercise some people get is switching the lights on or off. I think there are already quite a few with limbs who keep their brains elsewhere in a glass jar.... (The WMV who a few minutes ago only just failed to t-bone me on a local mini-roundabout being a prime example...)
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Post by Humph on Nov 18, 2016 16:03:05 GMT
WMV?
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Post by Hofmeister on Nov 18, 2016 16:15:20 GMT
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Post by Humph on Nov 18, 2016 16:21:59 GMT
Yeah but, no but, yeah maybe.
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Post by Humph on Nov 18, 2016 16:38:04 GMT
Anyway - anyone else doing "home automation"? Yeah, but she's sodded off with her mates for the weekend. If you can source some kind of rickshaw type thing you could get the dog to tow you around for the weekend. Perhaps an old office chair on castors, bit of string, sorted.
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Post by tyrednexited on Nov 18, 2016 16:38:38 GMT
...indeed (still in shock )
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Post by Hofmeister on Nov 18, 2016 16:42:17 GMT
If you can source some kind of rickshaw type thing you could get the dog to tow you around for the weekend. Perhaps an old office chair on castors, bit of string, sorted. Hmmm, ponders, I still have the rigger for the bike. Fast dog, pulls bike, cant possibly go tits up could it?
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Post by Humph on Nov 18, 2016 16:43:34 GMT
Sounds like a top way to get to the pub mind...
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