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Post by WDB on Aug 26, 2016 6:21:49 GMT
The First Mrs B and I went to the cinema last night. We chose the night first and agreed we'd watch whatever was on; unfortunately this turned out to be Jason Bourne.
At least it gave us something to agree on: contrived intrigues in multiple cities, a lot of invincible-fighty-man stuff and preposterous chases on two wheels, two feet and finally four wheels make for an absurd, humourless spectacle. The only humour was unintentional, as the Swedish actor playing the improbably young Head of Something at the CIA struggled to hold on to her American accent. She's no Hugh Laurie.
Unless I missed the whole point, don't bother.
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 26, 2016 8:15:04 GMT
Now let me get this right. The phrase "first Mrs B", suggest you have another, newer replacement Mrs B? Correctomundo? If that is the case, how well does the second heifer take to you taking the first heifer on a date?
Interested and curious of Surrey.
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Post by tyrednexited on Aug 26, 2016 8:22:36 GMT
...I suspect it is simply a slightly different (but equally effective) phrasing of "the current Mrs B".......
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Post by WDB on Aug 29, 2016 8:41:16 GMT
T&E has it right. Those that have toes should be kept on them, don't you think?
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Funnily enough, to give an inverted answer to Z's question, MrsB1 happily sends me out on what might loosely be called 'dates' with various other female friends, and one in particular - although she knows that this one would be unlikely to apply for the post of MrsB2, or indeed Mrs Anyone.
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Post by Humph on Aug 29, 2016 8:52:58 GMT
Do you have pampas grass too?
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Post by WDB on Aug 29, 2016 10:33:51 GMT
Used to! Wasn't our choice; there was a clump outside the front door when we bought the house. Horrible, vicious stuff. I went out in shorts one morning and brushed against it. Thought nothing of it till I was driving away and felt something on my shin. Reached down to rub it and my fingers came back covered in blood.
A man with a digger came the next week to root it out and take it away.
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Post by tyrednexited on Aug 29, 2016 10:40:53 GMT
Do you have pampas grass too? ...well, you learn something new every day......... I shall look on my neighbours in a completely different light from now on. |
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 29, 2016 11:14:38 GMT
Do you have pampas grass too? I don't seem to have much luck, I guess its because the lancer key looks pretty insignificant against all those LEC keys in the bowl.... |
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Post by Humph on Aug 29, 2016 11:42:28 GMT
Do you have pampas grass too? ...well, you learn something new every day......... I shall look on my neighbours in a completely different light from now on. Look at them by all means, just be circumspect about winking at them...😰 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2016 11:23:06 GMT
I am frequently amazed and astonished how quickly a thread can deviate from its intended topic. This one lost the plot in the first sentence.... Pampas grass?  I do not understand the 'implied' meaning. |
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 30, 2016 11:28:39 GMT
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Post by Hofmeister on Aug 30, 2016 11:32:04 GMT
I am frequently amazed and astonished how quickly a thread can deviate from its intended topic. You are with experts in the art. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2016 11:34:41 GMT
Oooooh! I must go driving around the area looking... |
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I do not understand the 'implied' meaning.